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These bananas are dedicated to the derpiness of DAMMED and neaumont, the father of Neauspeak. Original image created by ArchSpike.

This page contains all the collected spelling errors, keyboard-smashed palaver, and elaborate nonsense ever uttered in DAMMED, IC and OOC. These began in thanks to former DAMMED member (and derbtooper) neaumont, who is famously known to be the most fluent in this tongue. In honor of the language's founder, we call these words the Neauspeak.


  • weetfweg
  • wernwekl
  • klertnawk
  • Glurph
  • Fleh
  • fial (fail)
  • blegum (Belgium)
  • joinging (joining)
  • borke (broke)
  • vruel (cruel)
  • worke (word)
  • tipo (typo)
  • ekrgew
  • idfhuil
  • siodfhs
  • flurble
  • opertu
  • pasdofibn
  • mispell
  • wrgwusdb
  • ingored (ignored)
  • bacin (bacon)
  • famour (famous)
  • presicles (precisely)
  • fod (food)
  • fbjj
  • Balete (delete)
  • Difimon (Digimon)
  • walss (walls)
  • Blached (Blatchet)
  • hgue (huge)
  • leace (leave)
  • ROFLMAPOO
  • hewgrfwerv
  • klrfbwek
  • oops.e
  • sjkbfajk
  • sjdfbujkeu
  • neklrwb
  • wireojopmo
  • LMAOI
  • dunshine (sunshine)
  • wim (win)
  • frields (friends)
  • mombarded (Mom + bombarded)
  • wjeiktfgb
  • allitraitor (alligator + traitor)
  • FLOL
  • bodd (boss)
  • prupel (purple)
  • saksalk
  • LOLFF;;
  • sajkrbwurbiow
  • buddle
  • sergyet
  • peorn
  • birhgt
  • parnter (partner?)
  • BORMANCE (bromance)
  • craw (crawl)
  • slifing (sliding)
  • spatiing (splatting)
  • ingortant (important?)
  • SN*T (SH*T)
  • corck (crock)
  • AJKTHARK
  • foomed (doomed)
  • OYU (YOU)
  • Blooe (Blood)
  • werd (weird)
  • odbfierhwoho
  • berrtyuoffgru
  • lekjejuutn
  • werpkjewpo
  • JEWPO
  • dfg skng jSKbgw;k;lasngpa
  • kldfsgn'aewknf'ewnfewa
  • AaaaaAAAHHHHHBFesjbfr ewhjvrewkjuf
  • lgwi; orh'k
  • g;lkj g'
  • djbgd
  • slgkdg
  • er'
  • gker'
  • gnre
  • gkrekn;lgjmtre;lgtl
  • ernh'r
  • a;khyg
  • rselR"
  • kdfngk
  • dfkngler . . .
  • MAIGC (Magic)
  • THIR (their)
  • ECERYONE (everyone)
  • aazing (amazing)
  • yogurit (yogurt)
  • aaaargha kaslf
  • slaow (slow)
  • QUID (SQUID)
  • headhones (headphones)
  • lazty (lazy)
  • Amn (Man)
  • blefernwolas
  • ejlkbrfelk
  • eryopufnwk
  • njdfh
  • duhe
  • nklnfweib
  • whev
  • wqnheb
  • sferetwewq
  • OWULD (WOULD)
  • hjfluokc tfy.itliyfugdlcutf
  • LWWIETYURKGM
  • bodd (boss)
  • BUTOON (BUTTON)
  • ekjlfjebwk
  • ghn
  • UTTON
  • Birn (Burn)
  • lnow (know)
  • POOSIBILITIES
  • JEPJWE
  • OIWEAGHUGEQNJKQEGKNJLKN
  • Bur (But)
  • wever (never)
  • whaty (Wrathy)
  • Mess Hass (Mess Hall)
  • plae (place)
  • shecking (checking)
  • schecking (")
  • cheepish
  • betteries
  • jorgodnth
  • HEFSNETPSNM
  • asain (Asian)
  • ekjbrekjr EWruEYTERENTH
  • MARROED (married)
  • drank (drunk)
  • lime (like/late)
  • @ am (2 am)
  • Laods (Loads)
  • consinder
  • indeec (indeed)
  • jod (job)
  • nvebtaswk
  • Bothing
  • ewil (will)
  • lbe (be)
  • GOOG GOG (Good God)
  • SURPISE (Surprise)
  • ASMERTYUUFO
  • gurglphlagan
  • artish (artist)
  • FLAHGNIFFERONG
  • evenning
  • SHOUOLD
  • enhaled (inhaled)
  • BABBIES (babies)
  • Matteries (Batteries)
  • FIOELE (Gioele)
  • ekjbfrewjkrewl
  • Merglahferghalnauf
  • ltitle (little)
  • POOSIN (POISON)
  • SHUSHT (SHUSH)
  • SHAKYAND
  • JAPANSES (Japanese)
  • HAT (hot)
  • HOY (")
  • HOTT (")
  • griving (giving)
  • wizzard
  • GANSTA (gangsta)
  • INENTIONAL (intentional)
  • DELIHS (DELISH)
  • gad (bad)
  • MH (MAH)
  • modd (mood)
  • muffine (muffin)
  • ned (need)
  • eith (with)
  • foten (often)
  • arlight (alright)
  • gookies (cookies)
  • Beuause (Because)
  • STIP (STOP)
  • ROFGOT (FORGOT)
  • GONNA MIGHT TAKE
  • WHF (WTF)
  • WHIOJERGBFER
  • learded
  • wuestions (questions)
  • shpere (sphere)
  • sharphly (sharply)
  • shaprly (")
  • Tomoorw (Tomorrow)
  • jelous (jealous)
  • ANYWATION (animation)
  • ANIWATION (")
  • vacuumong (vacuuming)
  • LOK (LOL)
  • OQUOI (OKAY)
  • Soldy (Sorry)
  • sexellent (excellent)
  • "stalked by Jizz" (stalked by Jazz)
  • satill (still)
  • busininess (business)
  • eraction (reaction)
  • cat-pain (captain)
  • firsh (fish)
  • squirrla (squirrel)
  • BLOOS (BLOOD)
  • fefinitely (definitely)
  • CHIENSE (CHINESE)
  • vivis (vivid)
  • wathe (watch)
  • soices (spices)
  • panalty (penalty)
  • takents (talents)
  • nafhereoturo
  • OAKAY (okay)
  • TYOPO (typo)
  • hoose (choose)
  • fraky (freaky)
  • netihg (neither)
  • Spkie (Spike)
  • LES (LIES)
  • WLL (WILL)
  • FOSH (gosh)
  • AWESE (Awesome)
  • AWESOMR (")
  • fon't (don't)
  • worruing (worrying)
  • BEYOUD (beyond)
  • BEYOUND (")
  • TODYA (today)
  • OAKY (okay)
  • tii (too)
  • PEOPKLE (people)
  • veyr (very)
  • ecxite (excite)
  • Nagic (Magic)
  • hopfully (hopefully)
  • teptation (temptation)
  • okat (okay)
  • chese (cheese)
  • SWUEE (SQUEE)
  • deinetly (definitely)
  • definetly (")
  • definitly (")
  • DERBTOOPER
  • DOOBTOOBER
  • SLEWNERM
  • Wwelcoem (Welcome?)
  • sllep (sleep?)
  • SUSHU
  • MOMAN (Momma)
  • HEEZUS (Jeezus)
  • exxegerations (exaggerations?)
  • disead (disease)
  • GOOENESS (GOODNESS)
  • HUAR (hair)
  • ASANGEKTERNOP
  • juipasjis
  • WHOMAN (woman)
  • raminds (reminds)
  • Riesen (raisin)
  • womna (woman)
  • HTIS (THIS)
  • Iniu (Inu)
  • QHOTE (QUOTE)
  • RETURED (RETURNED)
  • GORFETTING (forgetting)
  • WOBDERFUL (wonderful)
  • ine (fine)
  • gine (")
  • rine (rice)
  • corridore (corridor)
  • firt (first)
  • WAOTONG (waiting)
  • cppckie (cookie)
  • XERXEN (Xerxes)
  • SHOWEL (shovel)
  • waesjfodjl
  • FISHAHT (Fish hat)
  • VICTOLY (Victory)
  • YELLWED (yelled)
  • AREADY (Already)
  • frong (front)
  • TU (Ty)
  • Y+TU ("?)
  • GIGGERISH
  • Bast (beast)
  • heandom (headnom)
  • rasied (raised)
  • huans (humans)
  • Tocuh (touch)
  • THANKLS (Thanks)
  • twuce (twice)
  • tew (too)
  • Addulele (Addule)
  • creaches (reaches)
  • FLPIIIPING (flipping)
  • STONG (strong)
  • gellow (fellow)
  • EXPIST (EXIST)
  • NOY (BOY)
  • MOARE (moar/more)
  • MORA (")
  • ELEMET (Element)
  • commang (command)
  • analauze (analyze)
  • Mague (Magic)
  • forawrd (forward)
  • behilves (hives)
  • freain (freaking)
  • GUSY (Guys)
  • GIUS (")
  • GIYS (")
  • GUS (")
  • SUYG (")
  • GYS (")
  • VITORY (victory)
  • clerkba
  • CLEMAR
  • TANCING (dancing)
  • TANCINF (")
  • halg a kilne (half a line)
  • fuys (guys)
  • hat fase (that fase/face)
  • CN+AN (can)
  • jakshl
  • puzzke (puzzle)
  • pizzle (")
  • arbrtminf snouy mudr (nevermind about muse???)
  • nroke (broke)
  • GOTDANIT (Goddammit?)
  • fo (go)
  • Deat (Dear)
  • srop (stop)
  • lare (late)
  • laze (")
  • OBCSS (BOSS)
  • SHYSY (SHUSHU)
  • SHUHSU (")
  • falil (fail?)
  • YS (yes)
  • EYS (")
  • HOEW (HOW)
  • Probablu (Probably)
  • FURTS (GUTS)
  • sefk (self)
  • tearig (tearing)
  • tering (")
  • sould (should)
  • gramamr (grammar)
  • CARROTES (carrots)
  • cloe (love)
  • vloe (cloe)
  • SREEP (sleep)
  • SHUZ Utopp (Shut up)
  • WEVEM (even)
  • CAFR (care)
  • TAJE (TAKE)
  • sebgtence (sentence)
  • noce (nose)
  • hoke (hole)
  • jillarious (hilarious)
  • sujggest (suggest)
  • het nyselg (get myself)
  • EOLL (ROLL)
  • womehork (homework)
  • Nack (Back)
  • Braoin (brain)
  • Braon (")
  • Porparly (properly)
  • ognore (ignore)
  • graze(ful) (graceful)
  • feath (death)
  • tird (tired)
  • bardially (partially)
  • qorld (world)
  • trannibal (tranny + cannibal)
  • POURD (PROUD)
  • WALXTESTS (wall texts)
  • hungy (hungry)
  • glem (golem)
  • WIKK (will)
  • nacl (back)
  • AMRICA (America)
  • muggin (muffin)
  • THAT I SNOT SUPPOSED TO MNALE YOU HAPP Y (That is not supposed to make you happy)
  • derioslks (seriously)
  • rusbbish (rubbish)
  • tiuk zock (tick tock)
  • vecebrity+ (celebrity)
  • cebelbrety (")
  • celebrety (")
  • COFFECTED (corrected)
  • PYOU (you)
  • plastation (Playstation)
  • switchderfido
  • jeroices (rejoices)
  • Clearyl (Clearly)
  • OROUD (proud)
  • APPROFF (approve)
  • computeffs (computers)
  • vaclk (back)
  • yer (yet)
  • teack (track)
  • creampuggs (creampuffs)
  • xionsefbios
  • thristday (Thursday)
  • thirstday (")
  • BICE (nice)
  • mistyle (mostly)
  • Nithing (Nothing)
  • Foo it (do it)
  • sxcited (excited)
  • disdaper (disappear)
  • KAYVOARDS (keyboard)
  • mace any sene (make any sense)
  • beutifuk (beautiful)
  • plaptop
  • xou (you)
  • stype (type)
  • fols (folks)
  • Indepentand (independent)
  • repodft (repost)
  • srill (still)
  • lersonalizssed (personalized)
  • whish
  • vurn
  • slimsy (flimsy)
  • kinkubng
  • AOIUT (about)
  • pkuh (plug)
  • headears
  • gorgaous (gorgeous)
  • freams (dreams)
  • acailabnle
  • grochores (chores)
  • darnak (drank)
  • YERIOUSLY (seriously)
  • casdualxy
  • Thanlies (Thankies)
  • mesnorizing (memorizing)
  • memoriting (")
  • meorising (")
  • conragious (contagious)
  • escels (excel)
  • axcels (")
  • promunced (pronounced)
  • ermahgerd
  • NORHING (NOTHING)
  • hames (names)
  • glituhes (glitches)
  • exxegeraating
  • fweaoithwlkh
  • aweiohtwelkh
  • eird (weird)
  • wied (")
  • hloom (glomp)
  • hace gun (have fun)
  • confrol (control)
  • heare (here)
  • Gooly (Golly)
  • Gooby (")
  • Goory (")
  • campire (vampire)
  • cooki0 (cookie-)
  • I typoed you trypo (I typoed your typo)
  • WGAT (WHAT)
  • wekvome backl (welcome back)
  • fex (fez)
  • FUCKT (fact)
  • NIGT (night)
  • baxk (back)
  • dinerir (dinner)
  • COSPLATERS (cosplayers)
  • TODAM (TA-DAH)
  • TADANM (")
  • bekk (bell)
  • bllkk (")
  • erpily (derpily)
  • hight (high)
  • woll (will)
  • cusssion (cushion)
  • rorgot (forgot)
  • stronh (strong)
  • frey (gray?)
  • SHUSGHS
  • SHOP IT (STOP IT)
  • STTOP IT (")
  • STP IT (")
  • SOTP IT (")
  • byr (bye)
  • gongratulation (congratulations)
  • esxcite (excite)
  • ESCITEXE (")
  • UPP (up)
  • TGHE (the)
  • CVAN'T (can't)
  • SLPELL (spell)
  • HARPY (happy)
  • HAPY (")
  • PHEADHONES (headphones)
  • TAPLOP (laptop)
  • ame (game)
  • gmaer
  • asien vegies (Asian veggies)
  • y3 (<3)
  • pornflakes (cornflakes)
  • wreckles (freckles)
  • asaklk (shall)
  • OTL Ö
  • imingfgg (timing)
  • timinfghg (")
  • zimingf (")
  • ziming (" . . . )
  • triminmg (" . . . . .)
  • lordtd (Lord)
  • zalk (talk)
  • qorryy (worry)
  • spilling (spoiling)
  • sopilling (")
  • TRYNNG (trying)
  • PUDFFING (pudding)
  • EVEWRYWHERE (everywhere)
  • NOICER (nicer)
  • SKEEO (sleep)
  • slerp (sleep)
  • slep (")
  • slrrp (")
  • haor (hair)
  • indead (indeed)
  • gace (gave)
  • qith (with)
  • gsddiood [a.k.a. God Shit Damn Dang It Oh Only Dick --Spike] (gdi)
  • axplained (explained)
  • vrazzy (crazy)
  • oiike crazu (")
  • czrazyy (")
  • HART (hard)
  • NZZZZZZ (NOOOOOO)
  • NIOOOOO (NOOOOOO)
  • freams (dreams)
  • ALWL (LAWL)
  • Bathshit (Batshit)
  • origmally (originally)
  • FIGTH (fight)
  • geay (gay)
  • wronfg (wrong)
  • Saturb (Saturn)
  • peaant (peasant)
  • tibyueyvoars (tiny?)
  • Collegian (colleging?)
  • defind (defined)
  • defiend (")
  • dfiendded (")
  • fucus (focus)
  • tobight (tonight)
  • LALW (LAWL)
  • poss (boss)
  • sorrx (sorry)
  • soryr (")
  • beitiful (beautiful)
  • DAW (saw)
  • LMAIO (LMAO)
  • hoe (home)
  • hollxwoosd (Hollywood)
  • HOINNBG (going)
  • fijn (fine)
  • sned me cutres (send me pictures)
  • butifaull (beautiful) 
  • brasin (brain)
  • braim (")
  • bnrain (")
  • madded (DAMMED)
  • xoutrrrunr (your turn)
  • avertzite (advertise)
  • advertzise (")
  • advertisse (")
  • cockswheel (cogwheels)
  • I CAN GREERTET WHATZEVER I WAYNT ("I can regret whatever I want" --Spike)
  • escitied (excited)
  • abosiltely (absolutely?)
  • BiBi (nini)
  • awgul (awful)
  • afwuil (")
  • awfull (")
  • OIS (is)
  • "sound of a face" --Golly
  • UCL AKK OF YXOU (F***all of you)
  • shappens (happens)
  • tpyoing (typoing)
  • valls (walls)
  • Haooening (Happening)

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