Roleplay Quotes: Volume 2 contains various quotations from in character and out of character comments taken from Mar. 2012 to the present. The full version of Rp Quotes Vol. 3 can be found on scribd .
April Fool's Day
12:24:35 AM <Oni-no-Kage-hime> oh yey y we not captan in dis rum
12:25:15 AM <xxshadowdemonxx666> i dun no oni blood-=and-spoice promte us!!!!1
12:25:29 AM <xxshadowdemonxx666> wiatr blo-dands-pice nst hre
12:25:40 AM <Oni-no-Kage-hime> stpd blad.....
12:25:47 AM <xxshadowdemonxx666> bkiid-and-spoide*
12:25:53 AM <xxshadowdemonxx666> blood-apc-spice*
12:25:57 AM <xxshadowdemonxx666> blood-and-spice*
01:23:13 <Black-Ratchet> Jenner: *frowns slightly at Shadow* . . . I beg your pardon?
01:23:28 <xxshadowdemonxx666> shadw: " UR FUNNY LOOKNG "
01:23:36 <xxshadowdemonxx666> * he tells
01:23:37 <xxshadowdemonxx666> yells*
01:25:00 <Black-Ratchet> Jenner: *sips his coffee* I get that rather a lot. Thank you for your insights.
01:37:59 <Black-Ratchet> Jenner: *quietly walks into the kitchen, climbs into a cupboard, and waits to die*
20:57:55 <Sunflower-Baffu> Anyway. TELL HIM ANDREW
20:58:08 <Corvuslotor> >n>
20:58:20 <Black-Ratchet> Keet. It is time. Time to make Lars A MAN.
20:58:30 <ToastBusters> is lars going to have sex?
20:58:36 <Sunflower-Baffu> .....
20:58:41 <Corvuslotor> ........
20:58:41 <Blue-Violin1230> with me
20:58:43 <Sunflower-Baffu> :CCCCCCC
20:58:47 <Blue-Violin1230> ;D
20:58:49 <Black-Ratchet> oh my
20:58:50 <Sunflower-Baffu> I did not need that mental image
20:58:52 <Jazzikinns> Lars is going to fight with Jenner
20:59:01 <Black-Ratchet> GREAT IDEA JAZZI
20:59:05 <Black-Ratchet> LET'S DO THAT
20:59:07 <Corvuslotor> oh jeepers
21:41:29 <ToastBusters> I'd suggest midol but I feel like that's a painkiller meant for period cramps...
21:41:33 <ToastBusters> works brilliantly though
21:41:36 <Black-Ratchet> }BI
21:41:56 <Double-AA-202> ShadowTrinity102:
21:41:56 <ToastBusters> I'm serious ono works a lot better than ibuprofen
21:42:09 <ToastBusters> or acetaminophen
21:43:45 <ToastBusters> ....or mary jane if that's your choice of painkiller
21:43:53 <Black-Ratchet> }BI
21:44:01 <ToastBusters> I can't really imagine ratchet as a pothead though e3e
21:44:08 <ToastBusters> pirate yes. robot yes. pothead, no.
<Blue-Violin1230> you know that awkward feeling you'll get tonight?
<Blue-Violin1230> ITS ME BREATING HEAVILY ONTO YOUR FACE
<Blood-and-Spice>why do i imagine this other fight being rather pathetic. Lol
<Scissorsmith>cause it's a weasel man on stilts and a computer nerd
<Black-Ratchet>it's like Jigglypuff vs. Clefairy
<Blood-and-Spice>but more awkward and sweaty
23:55:58 <ten-chan> Flant: How are your breasts shamira. We have not spoken in a while.
02:12:07 <wonderwart> Daddy would consist of Dalton and Addy staring at each other naked
02:12:11 <wonderwart> and then walking away
02:12:19 <wonderwart> never, ever talking about it again
Gwerge slapped Samie
[4/5/12 3:17:28 AM] Blood: when he slapped her he looked at his own hands like he'd just killed a puppy. These hands are capable of EVIL
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00:34:11 <SpikeballX> intercourse
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00:34:25 <SpikeballX> I won
00:34:57 <ToastBusters> o3o
00:35:03 <ToastBusters> //intercourses with
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00:38:56 <ToastBusters> //intercourses with magic too
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00:39:04 <ToastBusters> booyah 8U
00:39:22 <Pinaydoll> lol
10:15:30 AM <Mez-works> Ruben: AH! HA! *slams his last book loudly onto the counter and thrusts a finger over toward him * I knew it. I knew it! You're a starved, starved man! Not gettin any and so you've had to find 'other means'. *He placed both his hands onto the counter and leaned over it, his eyes raging at the suggestion he apparently 'wanted it'.* You have got to be frikkin joking! If I wanted to dream about something like that - you would be the last person playing the doctor!
10:16:56 AM <Blood-and-Spice> Jace: uh huh. Cus i must be so staaarving after three years of having to deal with you guys right? *snorts* Keep makin' stuff up.
10:21:30 AM <Mez-works> Ruben: Three years? You haven't had any for three years? *It was worse than he thought. But then, having spent time with the guy - short as it had been - perhaps he could understand why...if he was gonna keep giving out creepy vibes, no wonder no one would go near him with a barge pole* I'm just tellin ya how it looks. And it. looks. Baaaaaaad.
10:22:30 AM <Blood-and-Spice> Jace: >___> Oh noooo. you found me ouuut. aaaah. *sarcastic*
10:26:27 AM <Mez-works> Ruben: Yeah. I bloody well have. And it needs to get fixed! So FIX IT.
10:27:05 AM <Blood-and-Spice> Jace: noooooo :iconheeplz:
10:28:32 AM <Mez-works> Ruben: .... *backs away at the freaky damn face he gave him, once again tripping and landing in a heap on the floor.*
10:28:53 AM <Blood-and-Spice> Jace: *stands on his tiptoes to see if he's okay*
[4/11/12 5:54:59 PM] JL: Dalton: You can't taze a tazer.
[4/11/12 5:55:13 PM] Andrew: Otis: Damn, you're right. *maces*
[4/11/12 5:56:17 PM] JL: Dalton: jklsdlkj sdklj sdflkj;sdv;kljsdflk;jsdfkl;js!!!!!! I HOPE Y--*coughs like mad and cries*
[4/11/12 5:57:01 PM] Andrew: Otis: Ahhh, sweet music to my ears~ *cracks open a new beer* The crying, too. *siiiiip*
[4/11/12 5:57:47 PM] JL: Dalton: GET ME MIL- *CRIES MORE* WHAT DID I DOOOOO?!
[4/11/12 5:58:24 PM] Andrew: Otis: *shrugs* Meh, I'm sure I'll think of somethin'. Or not. Whatever. *siiiip*
[4/11/12 6:00:53 PM] JL: Dalton: I HOPE YOU GET GONASYPHILAIDS, YOU CRISCOED MANWHORE. *tries to run off blindly and hits the wall*
[4/11/12 6:01:47 PM] Andrew: Otis: *chuckles* There we go, sexual harrassment. I never get to use that one. *baton to the back of the legs*
[4/11/12 6:02:05 PM] JM: LOLOL))
[4/11/12 6:03:09 PM] JL: Dalton: *groans and stays on the floor* Just let me dieeeeee....It hurts everywhereee....
[4/11/12 6:03:31 PM] Andrew: Otis: By the way, I loved you in Titanic. *siiiiiip*
[4/11/12 6:03:52 PM] JM: ...........................
[4/11/12 6:03:56 PM] JL: Dalton: ....
[4/11/12 6:03:59 PM] JM: *died*
[4/11/12 6:04:03 PM] Morgan Sunlakfaf McFaceShovel: Op. CAN'T BREATHE))
[4/11/12 6:04:06 PM] JM: fucking rolling
[4/11/12 6:05:21 PM] Andrew: 9 w 9 I had to ))
[4/11/12 6:05:41 PM] JL: No complaints NONE AT ALL XDD))
[4/11/12 6:06:26 PM] JL: Dalton: ....Titanic? *just lays on the ground*
[4/11/12 6:07:08 PM] Andrew: Otis: *nods* Yeah, still, you didn't have to let Leo drown, ya selfish bitch. *siiiip*
[4/11/12 6:07:22 PM] JM: .............dfiohtesdfyuhjbvknvsniutsdk))
[4/11/12 6:10:46 PM] JL: Dalton: *GLOWS* I bet you read that off a bathroom s ----*bites lip and just shakes his head. Won't get shot. Nope*
[4/11/12 6:10:52 PM] Morgan Sunlakfaf McFaceShovel: NEEEEEAR. FAAAAAR. WHEREEEEEVER YOU ARE))
[4/11/12 6:10:54 PM] Blood: http://blood-and-spice.deviantart.com/art/herp-295518480 [4/11/12 6:12:55 PM] Andrew: Otis: Heh. I like the smarter ones- even if I don't get to kick ya around as much. So you just gonna lay there like one o' dem French Girls all day? *siiiiip* [4/11/12 6:24:21 PM] JL: Dalton: *mumbles under breath* The only friction you got going on is when the lotion bottle runs dry, Danny Zuko... *gets up and blindly tries to find his way to the mess hall*
[4/11/12 6:26:13 PM] Andrew: Jenner: *meets Dalton in the hallway, inspecting his face* . . . Flint reject your marriage proposal, Dalton?
22:36:17 <Mez-works> Ruben: *snaps a picture and shudders* Frikkin hell. And that is why it's difficult to feel comfortable around you. *turns his phone round to show him* All I can picture is that creepy face hovering round unconscious patients. Not good and defo not pleasant.
[4/16/12 10:39:16 PM] Andrew: Jace: My smirk does not make my patients uncomfortable.
Jace: IT'S THE LICKING THEIR FASES WHILE THEY SLEEP THAT DOES THAT
Dalton: I will make YOU THE PONY CIANAN.)
[4/16/12 10:48:21 PM] JM: Cianan: 8I. . .NO))
[4/16/12 10:49:10 PM] Andrew: Jenner: *offers Cianan a sugar cube* ))
[4/16/12 10:49:34 PM] JM: Cianan: . . . . .*eats it* BT *nom nom*))
[4/16/12 10:49:42 PM] Andrew: Jenner: 9 w 9 )
18:03:29<huina>Black-Ratchet ToastBusters Bloody-Coontail Kagaho: *aims to punch him right in the face* f-for myyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallls!!!!!!! *just angry due to coffee*
'18:03:59'<ToastBusters>kagaho has the quote of the year
'23:28:02'<Muirlyn-MacTireRi>Cianan: Argent is subtle, like a moose. But Cianan asked for it. He got up, whipped off his pants, and held a hand out to Argent. "We can do it here, or we could go to the training room"
'00:27:58'<SunnyMcFaceShovel>prupelallitraitor, SoveriegnofSilence, wonderwart, Black-Ratchet, Blood-and-Spice: Cillian: -he nodded and threw a few well placed fireballs. He made sure he had them all situated and split them into brightly glowing tendrils that began to snake on the river shore and into the forest-
Shadow Swarm: *look at Cilli's fiyah powahs,and pull out guns*
[5/27/12 12:29:10 AM] Morgan Sunny McFaceShovel: Cilli: :I
[5/27/12 12:29:19 AM] Morgan Sunny McFaceShovel: Cilli: -just...lays down...in defeat-
[5/27/12 12:29:47 AM] Andrew: Swarm: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\:U//////////////////////////////////